Kay so it's like two in the morning and I can't sleep so I decided to entertain myself by telling you this:

1) Today while I was making butterscotch peanut bars (the best dessert ever!) my dad picked up his glass and I heard a little clang or something of that sort and i looked over and the bottom half of his glass was sitting on the bar and the other half in his hand.. his face was covered in shock as well as a little water which also was all over the floor.

2) The first Jo-Mo (joe moment) that I can remember was in like 1st grade when I was really mad at this girl in my class and so I went to sit down in my chair but being extreemely mad I sat down really hard and my chair flipped over so I ended up laying on the ground.. it kinda hurt but I remember it was really funny.

3) Speeking of Jo-Mos.. once when my brother was like 5 or so he was playing in the back of my dad's truck (one of my favorite pasttimes) and he fell out and cracked his head open..

4) I have to get up uber early so I can't take a sleeping pill but I can't sleep worth anything! I was laying in my bed for and hour and a half listening to Death Cab for Cutie's new album like I do everynight and I usually fall asleep by Grapevine fires but I listened to the whole album three times!!!

5) Back to Jo-Mos.. last year my alarm went off one morning and I fell out of bed and ran into the corner of my desk and I had this HUGE scar on my face for like 8 months..

uhh.. so yeah.. i'm really bored and I need to sleep so I'm going to go try to sleep again! night!

-Claire (aka Jess) (who really really wants to sleep)