Ok so we all know how easily you can catch OJD and that there is no known cure! (Do we want one?)
OJD symptoms
- Outbursts Of Jonas Brothers Songs
- Saying "Dude i cam to the year three thousand, thats illogical i cant have it!"
- A love for Nick, Joe or Kevin!
- You hvae more than 3 posters of them on your wall
- At random moments in time you think of them smile and then laugh
- You watch their You Tube videos too much!!
- Crazy dreamy dreams about you and Jonas Brothers
Control your OJD
- Take a break from their music for at least 5 hours..
- Talk to people who are not as obbsessed as you. (causing you not to talk about them as much.)
- Try to think about any other hot celeb. such as: Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, David Archuleta (american idol), Drake Bell, Zac Efron, Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and even George Clooney for those older fans.
WARNING!!
DO NOT try to stop listening to their music for atlest a day, think about other guys to much, stick with your non JB fan friends, and absolutly DO NOT stop looking, listening, or even talking about Jonas Brothers for to long. This can cause serious issues!
Serious Issues
- A sudden disliking for JB
- Listening to other artists to much
- Random Twitching at the thought of JB
- Depression
These are all symptoms leading to a Loss Of Jonas Love THIS IS DANGEROUS!!
There is simply no cure for OJD. But it has alot of advantages and unfortunatly disadvantages! Please Remember this: That if you are excluted for liking Jonas Brothers you can do 1 of 2 things (or both) 1. convert your friends or 2,i'll bet there are millions of other people that will befriend you and like Jonas Brothers with you.
Ex 1. One of my friends thinks Jonas Brothers are cute but does not like them. So the other day I was showing her the JB you tube videos and she thought that they were hillarious. About a week later she told me that she had a dream about the Jonas Brothers and now she is liking Kevin... Hmm could this be a conversion!
Ex.2 I get made fun of probably get made fun of everyday of my life for liking JB, but i stand my ground and ignore them (remeber they are prob. jealous of them).
