You've heard of several of the dangerous variations of OJD, such as OJJD, OKJD, ONJD, and OFJD. But I diagnosed myself today with a new variation. It's called OJPD, it's a direct variant of OJD, and maybe just as dangerous, if not more.
it is...
OBSESSIVE JONAS POSTER DISORDER.
It sneaks up on you. it starts out with a single poster, then a Tigerbeat and Bop or two. And then you wake up to discover you're afflicted heavily with OJPD. It goes past having a Jonas wall to having enough posters to fill six Jonas walls at the very least.
I just spent the last hour pulling out and sorting all my posters. I have 34 full-size posters, 20 pinups, and over 40 other celeb pinups that came in the mags, too. This does NOT count clippings at all. JUST actual posters and pinups. And as if that wasn't terrible enough:
I JUST STARTED BUYING POSTERS/MAGS A MONTH AGO. Over a hundred posters in a single month. I'm terrified of what will happen over the next few months. Will I end up broke? Probably!
Symptoms of OJPD:
--Compulsively buys Bop, Tigerbeat, Twist, and/or Popstar mags, as well as more expensive special issues.
--Spending money? Oh, you mean magazine money.
--Room is scattered with bits and pieces of magazines that have been ripped apart to get to the posters.
--There isn't enough room for all your posters on your wall. Or walls. or walls and ceiling. Or even walls, ceiling, and floor.
--Your stack of posters is actually heavy.
--You can identify what set of posters a certain one goes in, just by their outfits/hair/background in that image.
Potential hazards of OJPD:
--Empty wallet
--Absence of wall space in your room
--Incredulous, disbelieving looks from visitors to your Jonas haven.
Have you exhibited symptoms of this dangerous and increasingly rampant disorder?
--kat
