These are my favorites :P
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
6.School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink!Screw the school board.
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 2 minutes...and sing it perfectly.
14.The phrase "more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match" is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16.Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17.If your family is "saving pennies" for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive, it is normal for their kitchen to have granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing "Bet on it"...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think "what the hell?" .
31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.
32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down
33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.
34.It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials. That is, if you are Sharpay Evans.
43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go
49. It is now acceptable to throw grapes at your girlfriends face
50. Jumping from dangerous rocks is a great idea.
52. The high school marching band is on call 24/7 for spontaneous musical numbers
56. Sliding on the cafeteria floor like a penguin is totally acceptable. Especially when it’s the last day of school.
61. On the last day of school, it is perfectly normal to chant "summer" like a cult.
64.Humans can be imported from Spain.
