There are several that I think are histarical...but I'll have to go with this one.
Some lady called in to a radio show that they were doing, and you could tell this lady was probably in her mid to late 40s...she was talking about her daugther in college and everything, so you would assume - ANYWAY she calls in and Joe is in a super good mood, and he just loudly says
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING...RIGHT NOW?"
and she sits there for a second and she goes
"Well, I'm sitting on my bed...half-made..."
- And even though you KNOW she said "half-made" it sounded so much like "half-naked" and you knew that she didn't say half-naked, but it just sounded so much like it. well anyway after she hangs up theres a silence and then Joe goes
"Well, I'm never going to ask anyone what they are doing, EVER again."
HAHAHAHAHA. It was hilarious.