lol joseph adam!!!
"sometimes the only way to win, is to die tryin'"
"excuse me, i'm looking for the swimming pool"
"a guy walks into a grocery store and asks for a glass of milk and they're like...psh we don't got gl*CENSORED* here!"
"corn pops boy!!"
"look at me sportin a neckpillow!"
"some say it's dangerous to have umbrellas inside...but i am danger!"
"ah...the doorbell!"
"you know i don't have a third arm"
"as in...in sync with life!"
"the first concert i went to was...aerosmith...the jimi hendrix experience...no i saw the beatles"
"wisconsin, ohio"
"hollister! hollister! come to hollister!" (we both don't like hollister, yay!)
"i shop at limited too"
"look at nick...he's a studmuffin!"
"yo get out this is my song...my song!"
"there's no cars in oklahoma!"
"awkward!"
"guys...why don't we just get breakfast breaks?!"
"i want to be knighted!"
"every girl has something special about them"
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btw does anyone know where this quote came from???
