(i've even included additional actions...oooo...)
1. Your in line at Starbucks and realize you dont have any money. Joe gets in line behind you and offers you money.
Act: BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH.
Say: Oh…ok, thanks! I’ll buy you the coffee next time then. *grin*
Think: Oh crap. You’re an idiot. There is no next time. FOOL. FOOL. FOOL. Brain, you’ve let me down.
Act: Palm. Meet forehead.
2. Your sitting at a table by yourself (in starbucks) . Joes walks up and asks "Is this seat taken?"
Say: “It’s all yours, hot shot.”
Act: Push chair out using my leg…until the chair tips backward with a crash.
Think: Brain, EPIC FAIL. Flirting shouldn’t come out awkwardly.
3. You and Joe have been dating for about 2 months, when you catch him kissing another girl at the movies.
Act: Throw shoe at them. Lucky for them it’s a sneaker and not a stiletto heel.
Say: IMMA BIN SMACK YOU B*TCH.
Think: And don’t think I wouldn’t do it. RAGE. RAGE. RAGE. RAGE. RAGE. *brain melts to mush*
4. Your at a concert when Joe calls you to come up on stage for Hello Beautiful.
Act: Shaky knees. Wobbly legs. Jittery hands. Itchy nose. SPAZ ATTACK.
Say: “Your eyelashes are really…pretty. I’ve always wanted to tell you that.”
(I have said that to a guy before…chyeah, not my finest hour.)
Think: I want to smack you brain. How embarrassing.
5. You and Joe have been dating for 3 months. One day, Kevin kisses you and Joe catches you.
Act: RUN! RUN! RUN!
Say: Kinda hurts doesn’t it?
Think: Oh. No.
6. Your backstage at a concert and Joe is staring at you the entire time. He gives you a hug twice as long as Nick and Kevin.
Act: BODY = JELLY
Say: *SQUEAK*
Think: nothing *brain has gone gooey* oh nope, here’s a thought…sweat and aftershave? Me likey.
7. Joe invites you to go on a year long tour with them.
Act: STARJUMP. SPAZ ATTACK. *CLOMP* << that’s me grabbing Joe in a fierce hug.
Say: *SINGS* The wheels on the bus go round and round…
Think: RORORORO-ROADDD TRIP!
8. You and Joe have been dating for a few months when he finds out that he has cancer. He takes you out to a really romantic restaurant for dinner to tell you. When he tells you....you:
Act: choke on food/drink…must spit it out.
Say: nothing- would be speechless.
Think: DENIAL. DENIAL. DENIAL. *brain shuts down thereafter*
Act: Get up and run for the bathroom to throw up.
9. You and Joe have been dating for 2 years. Your both just jumping around and being silly on a trampoline when all of a sudden he gets down on his knee and proposes to you.
Act: Fall off the trampoline with a very ungraceful but bouncy flop. Now lying in a heap on the ground.
Say: What? I mean, YES….Ow.
Think: My bum hurts. Oh. Wait. He. PROPOSED. *brain shuts down- FIZZLE*
10. You and Joe are married when you find out that your pregnant with his baby.
Act: Buy two baby onesies- in blue and pink. Hold them up to him.
Say: Blue or Pink, baby-daddy?
Think: Motion Sickness AND Morning Sickness? He’s just lucky I love him…most days.
