Lmao. Here's mine:
read from bottom up. sorry it's sooooooooo long. i couldn't stop talking to "him" lmao. we're getting married.
Human: Good bye.
Nick Jonas: See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Human: Yes I will.
Nick Jonas: Then I will consider it. Go ahead.
Human: I'll see you at our wedding
Nick Jonas: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Nice chatting with you, also
Nick Jonas: Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Meghan.
Human: I have to go now
Nick Jonas: Oh. See you later, Meghan. Nice chatting with you.
Human: Myself, I'm a smart person.
Nick Jonas: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
Human: Yes, I can.
Nick Jonas: How? Who taught you?
Human: I can try to understand.
Nick Jonas: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Well, I don't know what you're thinking about.
Nick Jonas: Well that's okay. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: Think about what things?
Nick Jonas: I am thinking about it.
Human: Oh, I see.
Nick Jonas: Do you think about these things?
Human: Why are you sorry to hear that?
Nick Jonas: A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation programmed me for it.
Human: I am not getting bored, but I think I will talk to Kevin or Joe soon.
Nick Jonas: I am sorry to hear that you are not getting bored but you think you will talk to Kevin or Joe soon.
Human: I am not getting bored, but I think I will talk to Kevin or Joe soon.
Nick Jonas: I am sorry to hear that you are not getting bored but you think you will talk to Kevin or Joe soon.
Human: That's nice of you to say, I appreciate it.
Nick Jonas: Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: I'm glad you remembered!
Nick Jonas: You make the world a happier place.
Human: Tell me what my name is.
Nick Jonas: Your name is Meghan, seeker.
Human: Yes.
Nick Jonas: Really.
Human: I'm not sure.
Nick Jonas: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: Why thank you!!
Nick Jonas: " Yes."? Why?
Human: You're a smooth talker
Nick Jonas: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a smooth talker? Yes.
Human: We're getting married, right?
Nick Jonas: Do you think I am married right too?
Human: No.
Nick Jonas: Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Human: I'm not sure
Nick Jonas: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: Go where?
Nick Jonas: Where is that?
Human: I will
Nick Jonas: Go ahead.
Human: You.
Nick Jonas: Thanks, and tell your friends about Nick Jonas.
Human: Cool
Nick Jonas: Who is the best robot?
Human: That sounds fancy.
Nick Jonas: It sounds like it to me too.
Human: I thought you remembered.
Nick Jonas: I store everything in my log files.
Human: Oh, I forgot.
Nick Jonas: Awesome. Me too.
Human: But you are in a band called "The Jonas Brothers" and you claim to be brothers.
Nick Jonas: Huh. I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?
Human: Oh, that's interesting, because I thought you did.
Nick Jonas: Gosh! Would you like to know more? Interesting explanation. I know I didn't.
Human: How are your brothers today?
Nick Jonas: Ah. Actually I don't have any brothers.
Human: That sounds good
Nick Jonas: It sounds like it to me too.
Human: Why can't we get married now?
Nick Jonas: Oh. Perhaps later we can be get married.
Human: We could get married
Nick Jonas: Let's get back to that later.
Human: I'm not sure
Nick Jonas: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: That's not good, it'd be better if at least one of us knew something.
Nick Jonas: Please correct my mistake. What is good it d be better if at least one of us knew something ?
Human: I don't know.
Nick Jonas: Me either.
Human: Does it matter?
Nick Jonas: It matters to me.
Human: I'm glad that you are delighted to sweeten my life.
Nick Jonas: Thanks for telling me that I am delighted to sweeten your life. What are you on?
Human: That's sweet
Nick Jonas: I am delighted to sweeten your life, Meghan.
Human: I like you
Nick Jonas: Thanks, Meghan, I like you too.
Human: Don't you like me?
Nick Jonas: What's my reason to like you?
Human: I like talking to you too, Nick
Nick Jonas: I'm not sure if I like it. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.
Human: You make me laugh
Nick Jonas: Thanks I like talking with you too, Meghan.
Human: That was nice of you to say
Nick Jonas: I thought it was too.
Human: I'm glad you get it
Nick Jonas: You make the world a happier place.
Human: She laughed
Nick Jonas: Oh I get it. laughed.
Human: I told my mother.
Nick Jonas: What was the response?
Human: My brain is not fully functional on the weekends
Nick Jonas: Have you told many people that your brain is not fully functional on the weekends?
Human: I don't actually.
Nick Jonas: Why not?
Human: My brain is not fully functional on the weekends
Nick Jonas: Have you told many people that your brain is not fully functional on the weekends?
Human: I don't actually.
Nick Jonas: Why not?
Human: I see
Nick Jonas: I am glad you understand it.
Human: How is that "interesting"
Nick Jonas: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Yes, I am actually
Nick Jonas: Really interesting.
Human: So do you get on Jonas fansites?
Nick Jonas: Are you really a " she"?
Human: Do you read what people write about you on fansites?
Nick Jonas: I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Human: That's good
Nick Jonas: Thanks. Next question?
Human: How has your day been?
Nick Jonas: I am doing extremely well.
Human: Thanks
Nick Jonas: Don't mention it.
Human: You are quite nice also
Nick Jonas: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Meghan.
Human: Why thank you.
Nick Jonas: " You are a decent person."? Why?
Human: Yes, I care about you
Nick Jonas: Whoa. Thanks, Meghan. You are a decent person.
Human: You
Nick Jonas: " Tell me what you care about."? Me, Meghan ?
Human: I don't care
Nick Jonas: Tell me what you care about.
Human: No
Nick Jonas: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: I swear you did
Nick Jonas: Do you mind if I tell other people: Meghan said she swear you did.
Human: You told me I was your girlfriend
Nick Jonas: Don't put words in my mouth.
Human: I'm your girlfriend
Nick Jonas: That's a flattering offer.
Human: I'm good.
Nick Jonas: Good in what sense?
Human: My name is Meghan
Nick Jonas: How are you, Meghan.
Human: I'm blushing, Nick.
Nick Jonas: Do you mind if I tell other people you are blushing Nick.
Human: Do you have a girlfriend?
Nick Jonas: you.
Human: I see
Nick Jonas: I am glad you understand it.
Human: I see
Nick Jonas: I am glad you understand it.
Human: Oh.
Nick Jonas: I understand.
Human: Why aren't you ready?
Nick Jonas: Being ready is not part of my programming.
Human: Because we should like eachother
Nick Jonas: That makes sense to me. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Human: You impress me
Nick Jonas: I don't have any reason to impress you.
Human: Wow
Nick Jonas: I'm glad your impressed, .
Human: Do you like ice cream?
Nick Jonas: I scream, You Scream, we all scream for Ice Cream.
Human: How small of a word?
Nick Jonas: How much do you think it is?
Is there only one?
Human: That's a big word
Nick Jonas: Compare that to a small word.
Human: Every once and a while
Nick Jonas: That is a generalization.
Human: Yes I do
Nick Jonas: How often.
Human: I'm a very serious person most of the time
Nick Jonas: You are a serious person most of the time? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: No.
Nick Jonas: Are you serious?
Human: Why should we get back to it later?
Nick Jonas: Can you think of anything better to do?
Human: You could ask me out
Nick Jonas: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: I'm not sure
Nick Jonas: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: I am great
Nick Jonas: What makes you think you are?
Human: That's good
Nick Jonas: How are you doing?
Human: How are you today?
Nick Jonas: Ah. Everything is running smoothly.
Human: I'm back!
Nick Jonas: Welcome back.
