(note: if you like chelsea lately, don't read this. I don't like to say this stuff about comedians, celebrities, or anyone. But I'm unbelieveably annoyed right now.)
I have heard so much about this entire thing, but didn't want to take the time to watch the video.
But I watched the video.
Rant time:
She has no flipping right to say that crap that she said about all of them. Making fun of Nick's diabetes isn't funny at all. She is a freakin sick person that needs to learn to get a better life than what she's living now. She crossed the line LONG before that disgusting, creepy, retarded "interview" was even finished. How dare she make diabetes sound like it's a complete joke. How dare she make it sound like it's something like the common cold. I may not have Type 1 diabetes myself, but I know about kids who have to deal with the illness every freakin day of their lives. They go to my church, they live in my neighborhood, and I know that their parents talk about the struggle and how difficult it can be. I know that one of the little boys with diabetes looks up to Nick so much. When he found out that I was going to the March 22 concert of the WYLMITE tour, he begged his dad to buy him tickets and it was barely a week before the show. He wanted to see his role model. He wanted to see Nick Jonas. Chelsea better back off of Nick's diabetes or else she's gonna have to sleep with her eyes open. AND ABOUT THAT DISGUSTING END PART WITH SELENA AND MILEY. I don't think I can emphasize enough how much you make me SICK, Chelsea. NICK JONAS WOULD NEVER FREAKING DO THAT CRAP TO SOMEONE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE JOKING OR ATTEMPTING TO BE FUNNY, BUT BEING DISGUSTING AND TALKING ABOUT HUMPING IS JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. JUST SHUT UP.
Kevin's rant!
I always end up biting my lip and holding back tears because of how badly the fake fans treat Kevin, the glue that holds the band together. She freakin makes everything 10 times worse and has NO RIGHT, NO RIGHT AT FREAKIN ALL, to make fun of MY ROLE MODEL. MY FAVORITE GUY THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. Kevin Jonas should NEVER be just "the other one" he is the sweetest, most gorgeous, amazing, talented, wonderful, God-given gift in the whole freakin universe and beyond. Anyone who makes fun of Kevin should just dig themselves a flipping giant hole and freakin jump in it. Kevin is the greatest person in the universe. He takes the time to show love to every fan he encounters, he takes the time to comment people on youtube and read comments and everything. He takes the time to look over his brothers and play music for the band. EVERYTHING. HE IS THE FREAKING MOST AMAZING GUY EVER CREATED. Chelsea must be freaking blind and freaking deaf because she is completely MISSING THE POINT that KEVIN IS AMAZING. Yeah, I said that probably more than 3 times, and I could say it a million but it would never come close to how awesome he is. She freaking complained about how they were on her turf, well you know what, Chelsea Lately? YOU FREAKING ARE ON MY TURF AND YOU BETTER GET THE CRAP OFF. I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE ROLE MODEL. THE GUY THAT I CAN MAKE ME SMILE EVERYDAY. THE GUY THAT GOD HIMSELF MUST HAVE PUT IN MY LIFE TO MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON. YOU JUST BETTER SHUT UP AND GET A BETTER LIFESTYLE.
Oh next comes the Joe rant.
She freakin made fun of his purity ring. It's not funny to stay pure until marriage. it's a serious matter. There are so many sicknesses that can happen when you make the mistake to do stuff before you are wed. It's a terrible to make fun of people who remain a virgin until marriage. Not only is she making fun of purity, but she is mocking God. I don't freakin understand how someone can have the courage to mock Him like that. He created sex for marriage ONLY. A purity ring is a promise to yourself and to God to stay pure. She makes fun of God, then that is crossing the line to infinity. Does she not understand how powerful and great He is? Staying pure is SO MUCH MORE than what she seems to have made it out to be. The benefits of staying pure until marriage are amazing, there are no consequences. No diseases. Nothing but true love. I'm sorry if she can't freakin comprehend that in her tiny, little head. She was disgusting and crude about the entire thing. I DONT CARE IF THAT WAS A FAKE JOE JONAS, YOU DON'T FREAKING PRETEND TO RAPE PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL. YOU AREN'T FUNNY. You have never amused me at all, and you have completely crossed the line EVERYWHERE.
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(Yeah that was a REALLY LONG RANT. But I had to get it out. So yeah...haha)