Ginny, let me just say that your chapter was awesome! Hahahah. Dude, I swear, I love our joint. Hahahaha. Anyway, here's chapter 3, girls. Of course this is for Ginny and Kerry... Because without them this chapter would not have been possible hahaha. Yeah, I think I need to go to bed. :P
Chapter 3
“Dude, hurry up!” Ginny hissed. She and Kerry were waiting for me in the car. We snuck into the garage and each found a corner so we could dress up. I so did not want my parents finding us in these weird costumes.
“Ugh, I’m still looking for it!” I whispered back, glaring at her before looking through the shelves again. Geez, first we plan to kidnap the Jonas Brothers and now I’m lurking around in my OWN house, trying to look for some chloroform my dad has in the garage. And let me tell you, trying to tiptoe around in the garage in the dark, wearing a catwoman costume isn’t the easiest thing in the world.
Let’s see… Paint… Lacquer… Enamel… Chloroform!
I quickly reach for the bottle and stash it in my bag, slowly closing the garage door before tiptoeing my way back to Ginny’s car.
“Took you long enough!” Ginny mumbled as I got inside.
“Oh geez, it’s not like I’m a real cat and can see in the dark Ginny!” I answered back as she started to drive away.
“You’re a dork”
“Oh yeah? Well, you are too!”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
“I just said you’re a dork!”
“I know you are, but what am I?” Ginny taunted, sticking her tongue at me to piss me off even more.
“Seriously, are you two going to be like this the entire trip? We haven’t even left town yet!” Kerry groaned, before looking at Ginny and then at me. Ginny and I both had to laugh though. We liked giving each other crap, it was fun. Unfortunately, Kerry had to witness it most of the time.
“Not my fault Lexi-doodle is a slowpoke!” Ginny snickered.
“Well excuse me, it’s not like it’s easy to move around in this costume!” I bantered back.
“You chose it!”
“It was a joke! How was I supposed to know you would take me seriously?! It’s not like you ever do! Would I really wear something like this?!”
“You’re wearing it now, aren’t you?”
Okay, she got me there.
“Ugh, guys! Stop it! Do you want me to duct tape you both?!”
“So anyway, I say we figure out just how we’re going to go with this kidnapping” Ginny spoke up, completely changing the topic.
Kerry looked relieved though that at least the bickering would stop… for now.
“So Kerry’s the bait and what does she do exactly?” I asked from the back seat.
“I pretend to have car trouble and the boys help us out and then we blind fold them and push them in?” Kerry asked as she looked in the mirror while fixing her pigtails.
“No, no… Big Rob’s probably going to be there…So we might end up the ones being pushed” Ginny said, pursing her lips as she thought about it.
We all had to laugh at the thought though. Imagine, Big Rob trying to push away three girls wearing weird costumes who just tried to attack and kidnap the Jonas Brothers. The paparazzi would definitely enjoy this.
“It would take us around three hours to get there right? So…” Kerry said, looking at the clock. 8:12.
“Dude, we get there in the middle of the night… We NEED to break in. When else can I use this cool map of their house that I conveniently downloaded off the internet?” Ginny proclaimed as she reached for some print outs she had on the dashboard, handing me and Kerry a copy each.
“Ginny, I don’t think this is your first time to do a kidnapping” I joked as I peered through the map. It was creepy, all the details were there like whose room it was… it even had Elvis’ doghouse drawn in and where the alarm switches were.
Ginny shrugged as she kept on driving, “No comment”
“Okay, so hopefully we get there before the boys get home from their live show tonight. I stay outside and wait for them to arrive and then pull out the damsel in distress act” Kerry stated.
“Or slutty school girl. Whichever works” I teased.
“Shut up!”
Ginny then started tapping her hands on the steering wheel, “Oh, and can Lexi and I break in from the roof? I want to be on the roof!”
I laughed, of course she would. “As long as you promise not to push me off Ginny”
“Can’t make promises” she smirked.
“Weirdo. Okay then… So then from the roof we head to each of the boys’ room. But Kerry, you have to get just one boy to stay with you.. Then leave the other two to us” I said.
“And you have to make that one boy really comfortable so that he can convince Big Rob that he can leave you guys too…”
“Maybe that’s a no on the slutty schoolgirl then” we all laughed.
“Wasn’t planning on it anyway” Kerry retorted, “Okay, so one boy left with me, helps me out and then I hit him on the head with the hood”
“Haha! Thanks for helping, BAM!” said Ginny, “And then, you have to update us over walkie talkie… Oh! We need code names for the boys too!”
“They should go with our codenames!” Kerry yelled excitedly, bouncing up and down her seat.
“So I’m Major… Kerry’s Sergeant and Lexi’s… Poodle” Ginny stated.
“Ugh”
“Oh, can Kevin be Sergeant? We can think of another name for you Kerr!”
“Fine with me… Just not booger, or anything stupid” Kerry said, glaring at me.
“Geez, you get to change yours and I get stuck with poodle! Do you realize how ironic it is that ‘poodle’ is in a cat costume?” I groaned, making both girls just laugh at me.
“Joe can be Dalmatian…”
“No, too long…”
“Pug?”
“Bulldog?”
“Chihuahua!” All three of us cried out at the same time!
“Oooh… I have an idea!” Ginny then spoke up.
“What’s your idea?” Kerry and I both asked, leaning towards her.
“Since Kerry’s the baby of the group… We call you Baby as your codename… And Nick can be Johnny!”
“I don’t get it… Why Johnny?”
Ginny groaned and looked at Kerry and me, trying to see if we were serious.
“Oh! I get it! Dirty Dancing!” Kerry then exclaimed.
“Oh!”
“Haha, took your long enough! So everyone fine with that?” Ginny asked as Kerry and I both nodded our heads.
“Oh and Kerry, over the walkie talkies, you have to tell us which boy is with you. ‘Cause like if Joe stays with you, then us hiding in Joe and Kevin’s room won’t work” Ginny stated. She certainly thought about this.
“How’s that going to work though? I can’t pull out my walkie talkie and say, ‘Major and Poodle, I got Chihuahua’… Could I text you guys and walkie talkie after?”
“No! Texting isn’t… spy-ish. Sheesh Kerry!” Ginny asserted.
“Oh! You know in movies how they make up sounds, like someone would crow like a bird? Haha!”
“Oh god! No way, Lex!”
“Hmm.. Like, as Big Rob and whoever is walking to the car, you radio us and you’re like… ‘The bear is delivering Johnny’”
“Okay, that works” Kerry nodded.
“Girls, this is it. This is serious. We’re really going to kidnap the Jonas Brothers”
