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"Welcome back to the Vick K Show."
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"Today on the show we are going to talk to teenage girls about a disease. They like to call it OJD."
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"Now we have three girls who are suffering from OJD here with us today. Stephani, Spencer, and Taylor... Girls tell us a little about this disease."
"Well see there is this band the Jonas Brothers."
picture appears on screen
Stephani, Spencer and Taylor stare before screaming and attacking the picture.
"Um... okay we'll be back with the girls in hopes of discussing OJD.... after these commercials...."
"NICK!"
"JOE!"
"KEVIN!"
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"Welcome back to the Vick K show. We have calmed down Stephani, Spencer and Taylor. And they are going to continue telling us about OJD. Stephani."
"Okay so OJD is Obsessive Jonas Disorder. Basically it means that we are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. Um. Yea you kind of saw what happened when we saw their picture. But you could totally like bring it back up on the screen."
"Or I could not. Now Spencer when did you first know that you had OJD?"
"Well actually I have OPKJ2D. Which is Obsessive Paul Kevin Jonas The Second Disorder."
"I have OJAJD. Obsessive Joseph Adam Jonas Disorder."
"I have ONJJD. Obsessive Nicholas Jerry Jonas Disor... NICK!"
picture of the boys appear on the screen again.
Stephani starts to shake. Spencer screams. Taylor stares and drools.
"REMOVE THE PICTURE!"
the picture is removed and the girls all get tears in their eyes.
"Where did Joe go?"
"I want Nick!"
"Where is Pkevs?"
"We'll be back after a quick word from our sponsors...."Smiles
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“Welcome back to the Vick K show. We’ve calmed the girls down AGAIN. So Taylor is going to explain how you get diagnosed with OJD.”
“Um so basically if you have OJD if you hear just about anything it reminds you of the Jonas Brothers. Even talking about like a war in History.”
“That happened to me once. And one day my math problem’s answer was 3000 and I almost screamed. Cause Year 3000 is such an awesome song.”
“Yea my English Professor kicked me out of class one day cause he kept saying things that reminded me of the boys and I kept asking if he meant like when they said this in a song. He wasn’t exactly happy about it.”
"Now girls have any of you met the boys.”
Stephani’s eye twitches. Spencer’s mouth drops. And Taylor starts to sputter.
“Why are they here?”
“OH MI JOSEPH ADAM JONAS! THEY ARE HERE!”
“WHAT!”
“PKEVS!”
“Joey!”
“Nick!”
“They are not here!”
all three girls start to cry and Vick K sighs.
“We’ll be back after a short commercial break.”
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“We are back on the Vick K show again. And the girls aren’t going to get rowdy are you?”
All three girls shake their heads as tears still fall down their cheeks.
“Good so back to OJD. Who first diagnosed people with this affliction?”
The girls look at one another and then Stephani, being the only one who isn’t hoarse and can talk without crying starts.
“Well see our favorite fan site Jonasbrothersfan.com. The owners of the site diagnosed it.”
"So none of you went to a doctor?”
“Are you crazy half the doctors think we need pills cause we are fans... We don’t need doctors to know how they do to us.”
Stephani and Taylor nod their heads in agreement with Spencer’s statement.
“Okay but you weren’t actually diagnosed by doctors?”
“Did we not just say that? What do you have hearing problems.”
“Heehe I doubt that one. But just to test it out.”
All three girls scream causing Vick to scream also and Stephani laughs uncontrollably.
“MY EARS I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING!”
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“Hey so it’s Stephani. Um we kind of blew out Vick K’s eardrums. So we are gonna do something we always wanted to do while we are here. And what is it girls?”
“Call.”
“The.”
“Jonas Brothers.”
Stephani dials Vick K’s phone and listens to it ring.
“VICK! What’s up dude!”
“Oh mi Paul Kevin Jonas The Second! Paul Kevin Jonas the second is that you?”
“Um who is this?”
“It is it’s Pkevs. Oh mi Jonas.”
“Seriously. Isn’t this the Vick K show?”
“Well yea. We burst Vick’s eardrums talking about you.... So is Nick around.”
“Um... Nick phones for you.”
“Wait Kevin don’t leave.”
“Get Joe!”
“Um hello?”
“Nick!”
“Hey.”
“JOE!”
all three girls squeal before looking at the camera’s. Stephani’s eyebrow raises as she starts to talk.
“So um. We are on the Vick K show cause um we have OJD. Which idk if you’ve heard of but it’s obsessive Jonas disorder and um... Yea want to go on a date?”
“Sure.”
Stephani almost dies.
“seriously will you three go out on a date with us cause then it would be like. Dude I might die.”
“Don’t die and it’s a deal.”
Taylor starts to freak out.
“Kevin?”
“Um sure...”
Spencer faints.
The End
