“Haley Johnson… SOUND CHEAK” I walked out onto the stage and started singing my new hit single.
“State the obvious,
I didn’t get my perfect fantasy
I realized you love yourself
More that you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends
That I’m obsessive and crazy,
That’s fine
I’ll tell mine
You’re gay,
And by the way,
I hate that stupid old pickup truck,
You never let me drive
You’re a redneck, heartbreak
Who’s really been a lie
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I’m concerned,
You’re just another picture to burn.
There’s no time for tears
I’m just sitting here planning my revenge
There’s nothing stopping me
From going out with all of your best friends
And if you come around saying’ sorry to me
My daddy’s going to show you how sorry you’ll be
‘Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck,
You never let me drive
You’re a redneck, heartbreak
Who’s really been a lie, yeah
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I’m concerned,
You’re just another picture to burn.
And if you’re missing me
You better keep it to yourself
‘Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health
‘Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck,
You never let me drive
You’re a redneck, heartbreak
Who’s really been a lie, yeah
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
In case you haven’t heard,”
I wrote this song a year ago, when I caught Nick and Miley in Nick’s dressing room. He had kissed me on stage and then an hour later he was getting it on with Miley. I quit the tour and guess who filled in my place… Miley. Isn’t that convenient?
Now I am sixteen and starting my own USA tour by myself. Nick and Miley are on the cover of every teen tabloid.
