---first of alllll~, I am sorry to all of my 'A Little Paranoid' fans. The thread was some how deleted because the ff board messed up. o-o;; But here's a new one for you...

chapter 1 =D

I was always one of those girls who thought that boys weren't stupid. They just had their moments. But after what had happened at the airport, I think they're complete twits. Especially Nick and Kevin Jonas. They are stupid to the max. I guess I should really start this story from the beginning. But first of all, my name is Iren Hawtron. Pleased to meet you.

-x-

"I'm off to get some candy." I noted to my mom and she nodded behind her 'People' magazine, holding up her watch at the same time. I nodded back, noting that I'd be back in time to board the plane. My checkered baker-boy cap was pulled low over my face, only showing the back of my super short hair. Down to my chest and completely messy. Just the way I like it. I glanced over to the boy next to me in surprise. He looked exactly like me,  with a cap that looked very similar, same hoodie, skinny jeans, belt, and we both wore a green top under our hoodies. I didn't say a word, since he was fixated at a Tiger Beat magazine.

"Joe!" I turned, watching as two boys walked into the candy store, and I leaned back over to examine some Gummy Watermelons. They all leaned over, looking at Joe's magazine as he laughed and swatted them with it. Weird-o. His chocolate brown eyes had the same twinkle as mine, same hue. I swear, we could be twins.

"Alright, I'll be right there. Go wait outside so I don't have to smack you with this magazine anymore." He grinned and they smirked back, leaning against the walls outside. My mom would probably be waiting, so I purchased my candy and walked out.

"There you are. Out soon enough?" Oh no. Those boys that were talking to the other boy in the store. You see, I tend to go speechless when something bad is going to happen. So I just followed them, completely knowing the I was going to board the wrong flight. And when I turned around to look, I watched my mom pushing the other boy towards our flight gate. This was going to be trouble.

-x-

I sat all the way in the back, so I didn't have to face them. When their mom asked why I was back there, I told her I was moody and she just left me alone. When the plane landed is where the shock started.

"You're not Joe." They declared, as we got off of the plane. I rolled my eyes, finally getting my spark back.

"It took you that long to figure it out?" I snapped, applying lip gloss as the curly haired one smacked it out of my hand. It rolled slowly to the other side of the gate and I gaped at him.

"We're the Jonas Brothers! How are we suppose to go on tour when are lead singer is replaced with some... girl!"

"My name is Iren!"

"Whatever!" The oldest snapped and I suddenly remembered them from Bonus Jonas Time that constantly showed on Disney Channel. Kevin and Nick. That's when I remembered. I must have been Joe. Correction, I am Joe. We quickly ran out of the airport and boarded the bus, while the boys glared at me from across the room.

"It's not my fault!" I yelled and they rolled their eyes. We only had to wonder what we were going to do with me and what's happening with Joe.

Like I said, we could only wonder.