Fifteen Rainbow Lollipops

Her eyes grew wide and she couldn’t believe what she was seeing in front of her. There on the shelf of Spencer’s was a rainbow lollipop, in a very inappropriate shape. She grabbed a handful, figuring she could torture a few of her friends with them. She hurries over to the register, not caring that the man behind the counter was looking at her like she was crazy, fifteen rainbow lollipops quickly shoved into her bag.
The first lollipop went to Will, who gave her a dirty look as she smiled widely at him.
“It’s cause your g.a.y.”
He took the lollipop and started to beat the crap out of Ashley laughing the whole while as Ashley ran away.
The second lollipop went to Stephani who smiled widely and laughed. She quickly unwrapped the object and started to eat it and when the tip accidentally got bitten off Ashley’s eyes grew wide.
“Your not suppose to bite it!”
Stephani just shrugged and laughed, continuing on with her lollipop as she walked away.
The third lollipop went to Corinne, who wanted one really, really, badly. The young girl blushed slightly as she took the object in her mouth and Ashley couldn’t help but laugh.
“You are so inexperienced.”
She just nodded her head and waved as Ashley continued her walk.
The Fourth lollipop went to Ricky, who sent Ashley a dirty look and handed the lollipop over to his best friend Kevin. Of course as this happened Stephani just happened to be walking past and grinned before speaking.
“Your gonna let Kevin suck yours?”
Ricky lunged for the older girl as Kevin did the same and she sprinted off as they chased after her.
The fifth lollipop went to Crystal, who just laughed of course Ashley would do something like that.
“I hope you enjoy it.”
Crystal nodded and watched as Ashley continued on her walk.
The sixth lollipop went to Ashley herself, the long walk was making her hungry and she was getting bored.
“I shall name you Nicholas.”
And with that she started to molest the lollipop with her mouth.
The seventh lollipop went to Melissa who looked at Ashley in mild shock her mouth hanging open.
“It’s good try it.”
And with that Ashley shoved the lollipop into Melissa’s mouth and continued on her way.
The eighth lollipop went to Ren, who blushed furiously and shook her head backing away as Ashley tried to give it to her.
“I promise you will catch nothing from it.”
Ren still shook her head but accepted the lollipop throwing it in the trash as soon as Ashley was out of eye sight.
The ninth lollipop went to Joe, along with the tenth and the eleventh. The straight haired boy looked shocked as to why he would be handed a lollipop in that shape let alone three and with a cheeky grin Ashley answered.
“You need all the practice you can get.”
Joe growled and almost cursed the older girl but his mother walked past and they both had to hide their lollipops.
The twelfth lollipop went to Garbo who chuckled and stuck the object in his back pocket.
“I’ll save it for later.”
She smiled widely and then continued on her way.
The thirteenth lollipop went to Demi, who looked shocked and flushed a shade of red that even Ren couldn’t reach.
“Happy birthday.”
It wasn’t really Demi’s birthday but that didn’t really matter and as Ashley walked away the younger girl squeaked out thanks.
The fourteenth lollipop went to Nick. He laughed as his girlfriend handed him the object and leaned over to kiss her on the lips.
“Don’t you think you would get better use of this.”
“But baby I’m gonna show you what I’m gonna do to you with this one.”
Nick’s eyes grew wide as he watched his girlfriend.
After a second he grabbed hold of her dragging her into a private dressing room. The only sign that the girl had gone shopping was the fifteenth rainbow lollipop, in the shape of a pen.is, lying on the floor all alone.

Ashley (is back) wrote oh my flippin. god. i love you so much seriously. you are amazing. let's get married. okay?

hahha
but then
nick would
be all alone
and in the path
of the fangirls and
we don't want that to
happen to little Nicky or
BIG Nicky for that matter do we?

Can someone die of laughter? Seriously right now I think I'm going to die from laughing so much that last line just bout killed me haha. I was wondering what the shape was and I kind of figured it out with the whole sucking thing and then I found out I was right man I don't know if  I should feel proud or ashamed. I'll go with proud haha.

Shakin' Strawberry the Original John Taylor Mama

lindsay[do you wanna get away?] wrote Can someone die of laughter? Seriously right now I think I'm going to die from laughing so much that last line just bout killed me haha. I was wondering what the shape was and I kind of figured it out with the whole sucking thing and then I found out I was right man I don't know if  I should feel proud or ashamed. I'll go with proud haha. Shakin' Strawberry the Original John Taylor Mama

I should put a warning at the top, don't eat or drink while reading this one shot you might die.
but seriously i blame it on ashley, who has been bugging me for a one shot about a rainbow pen.is lollipop and a rainbow pe.nis lollipop since i told her i got one yesterday.

<3

Hey, Stephani!♥[I'm in the business of Misery so let's take it from the top] ♥ wrote  lindsay[do you wanna get away?] wrote   Can someone die of laughter? Seriously right now I think I'm going to die from laughing so much that last line just bout killed me haha. I was wondering what the shape was and I kind of figured it out with the whole sucking thing and then I found out I was right man I don't know if  I should feel proud or ashamed. I'll go with proud haha. Shakin' Strawberry the Original John Taylor Mama   I should put a warning at the top, don't eat or drink while reading this one shot you might die. but seriously i blame it on ashley, who has been bugging me for a one shot about a rainbow pen.is lollipop and a rainbow pe.nis lollipop since i told her i got one yesterday. <3

They exist? Now it is my life journey to find one.