Alrighty, snippet time...I got home from visiting my bro waaaaaay earlier than I thought I would, so I'm gonna send this out to all my readers, cause I lurve you so much...
“Oh, my freaking gosh. Joe!!!!!” I screeched. I knew it was childish of me, but I couldn’t help it. Moments later, Joe was at my side, looking very concerned.
“What’s wrong?”
“LOOK!” I pointed at the bathtub. He looked in at the horrible little creature and started laughing.
“Are you serious?”
“Joseph, don’t be a jerk. Get rid of it.” I shivered as the stupid spider started crawling up the side of the tub.
“Nisha, I thought you were just joking about being afraid of spiders. Why would a vampire be afraid of a harmless little spider?”
“They’re ICKY!” He reached in and let the thing crawl on his hand.
“It’s totally harmless, Nisha.” He held out his hand towards me. I started to back out of the bathroom.
“Joe, if you come near me with that thing, I swear I’ll…”
“You’ll what?” He challenged.
“Scream really loudly.” He smirked and walked past me, the spider crawling from one side of his hand to the other. Joe got to the window, opened it, and set the spider outside of the sill. Then he shut the window and turned back to me.
“You really are terrified of them, aren’t you?” He said, noticing how shaken up I looked. He approached me, planning to pull me into a hug. I darted out of his reach.
“Uh-uh. You wash your hands first before you even THINK about touching me.” He continued to laugh as he obliged my request.