~Jonas Brothers Quotes~
" say you're ridding your bicycle down the street, and ummm..a tire pops, hold on....to your bike. this is hold on. im gonna try to figure out what this songs really about." ~joseph
*about being sick* "you should be like 'yo mom, i want all the medicine in the drawrs and cabinents so i can get better.' i dunno if that will make you better actually, make sure you take like the, you kno the directions on it. read the directions." ~joseph
*also about being sick* "i dont like to eat anything when im sick. i like to do massive amounts of push-ups" ~joseph
*about their fans* " we have a large suit case to put all our fans in." ~joseph
*in a "texan" accent* "im gonna kill you with my gun, then im gonna put you in the trunk of my car, and ill take you out to the dessert, then ill bring you back home, and make sure you're ok by feeding you some of my famous dumplins......." ~joseph
"we are IN the television!" ~joseph
"sometimes the only way to win, is to die tryin" ~joseph
"hi, im kevin jonas, and i would like to sell you a car!" ~joseph
"i had barney fuzzy slippers!" ~joseph
"i had this glow in the dark barney shirt, and i used to go in my closet and stare at it for multiple hours" ~joseph
"of course the muffin man has a girl. hahahahaha...." "oh well then of course. a little muffin grill. muffin grill..." ~joseph
"id marry all three of ya" ~joseph
"nick, beat" ~joseph
"can i come out now??" ~joseph
" im gonna go run out in the traffic.*runs into street* there are no cars in oklahoma!" ~joseph
"theres my girlfriend over there..oh hey baby whats up..oh. oh. youre movin too fast for me there...." ~joseph
"whoooooooo..im a ghost" ~joseph
"i am DJ DANGER!" ~joseph
"im not angry. ive never been angry in my entire life. TURN IT OFF! I SAID TURN IT OFF!!" ~joseph
"no i dont have a third arm. silly fans. hahahahaha...the doorbell! who is it?? NICK!" ~joseph
"lets go see what kevins up to. lets go see what nick..kev..kevins up to.lets go see what kevins up to... oh hey kevin, what are ya doin in tehre??" ~joseph
"AKWARD!" ~joseph
"ive been trying to put this fifty dollar bill into the machine for the past hour.."~joseph
"in and out!" ~joseph
"we love you guys, and we couldnt do it without you..well we could, but it would be really lame." ~joseph
"GOTCHA!" ~joseph
*nick, what does your dogtag say?* "it says soulja boy" ~joseph
*joe reads questions, and answers them* "joe why are you so cute? you know what, i ask myself that alot." ~joseph
"i personally like to get strawberries and cream frappaccinos" ~joseph
"i like friendly girls, nice girls" ~joseph
" i like a girl who likes to laugh" ~joseph
"i like the kind of girls joe likes" ~nick
"hello? hey mom. dad is behind me...we're in the middle of a chat in front of thousands of fans..my mom says hi everybody. what're you doin mommy?" ~joseph
*reads comment* "joe, you are so amazingly gorgeous! GORGEOUS!" ~joseph
*about the girl they did the private birthday thing for* "her dad is really rich" ~joseph
"wouldn't it be weird if we like walked into the store, and was like 'hey dude, can i get like MY cd?' " ~joseph
"this song is called goodnight and goodbye and umm..its for all those metal heads out there." ~joseph
"well, kevin's internal clock says we have to go, so that means we have to get dressed and get ready for teh concert tonight" ~joseph
*about SOS* "thank you guys so much for voting for this song, you guys are amazing." ~joseph
"it must be good to see me.." ~joseph
"stealin stuff.......can i have this pillow??" ~joseph
"i know im supposed to be romantic right now, but i just hit my funny bone on the guitar." ~nick
"we have been so blessed" ~nick
"it doesnt matter if the world is pulling you down, with Christ, you have everthing." ~nick
"live life like your at the bottom even if your at the top" ~ JoBros
