You Know You're Obsessed With the Jonas Brothers When…
1. You know exactly why Nick J is off the chain.
Cause he's so hot just like a tamale & so destructive just like a tsunami.
2. You've traveled to different states to see the boys live, in hopes that you will witness Nick's amazing rap.
3. You hate Miley Cyrus, but then again…you secretly are envious and want to be her.
4. You think that the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana is basically just the greatest idea to ever come out on television.
5. You have illegally downloaded every single song of theirs on their new CD before it came out.
6. You've been really angry because the tour date in your area does not include the guys picking you up in a limo and giving you a corsage (i.e. prom-themed).
7. You know that at the age of 14, Nick Jonas is already a musical God.
8. You were a former Busted fan and only like the Jonas Brothers because basically you want to see 'What I Go To School For' and 'Year 3000' played live.
9. You know exactly which words they changed in the Busted songs (i.e. Michael Jackson to Kelly Clarkson), but you still love them anyways.
10. You know that Mandy is an actual girl and you love/hate her for her relationship with the boys.
11. You've never accused the Jonas Brothers of being married just because they wear rings on that special finger. You know the exact meaning behind those rings.
12. One word…PONE.
13. You don't care that there is a million screaming 10 year olds at one of their concerts because when you see the boys perform live, you too become one of those screaming 10 year olds.
14. You know that if Kevin was not a part of the band, he would make the perfect used car salesman.
15. If someone asked you who the front man in the band is, you honestly could not choose.
16. You know exactly when the new issues of Tiger Beat, Popstar, M, J-14, Twist and Bop are coming out and you buy all 6 of them each and every month.
17. When you dream about the boys, the dreams sometimes include meeting their Mom and she adores you and wants you to date all three of her sons! You of course do not object.
18. If you are 18 or over, you think it is perfectly legal to have a crush on a 14 year old.
19. You were one of the fans standing outside when the boys were on TRL with a sign that says 'It's About Time The Jonas Brothers Are On TRL!'
20. You have all of Nick's solo songs on your iPod and you wonder how the heck he is not playing arena tours with those songs.
21. You keep a countdown on the time until their new album comes out on your Livejournal, MySpace, AND Facebook.
22. You know that you never need just one boyfriend. This is because you have your heart set on having three!
23. You know that Joe is not only bringing sexy back, but also he's bringing 80's style headbands back too.
24. You have a little brother and when you get mad at him, you ask him why he can't be more like Frankie.
25. You think it is acceptable to have sports like wiffle ball and pole vaulting as your favorite sports.
26. You did not have the slightest clue what those sports were until you discovered that they were Joe and Kevin's favorites.
27. You've noticed that Nick is smiling less and less in pictures and you think the rebellion is completely hot.
It's definitely not hot -- I hate it, in fact.
28. The letters J or B have appeared on your face at some point (i.e. face paint at a concert or just messing around at home with makeup)
29. You add a Kevin, Joe, or Nick fake MySpace just so your favorite Jonas Brother can be your number one.
30. You then change your relationship status to Married.
31. Your friends call you obsessed, but you call yourself occupied. Face it, looking up info on the boys keeps you occupied and it makes your day that much brighter! :]
32. You've brainstormed possible couple names for Nick and Miley (i.e. Niley or Mick)
33. Every time you watch the Disney Channel, you pray that you see the boys wave that florescent wand around and make a Mickey Mouse head.
I actually always hoped they'd have one of those!
34. You know that the boys never got their start on the Disney Channel.
35. You've stayed home sick from school one day to follow in Kevin's footsteps and teach yourself guitar.
36. You did the biggest happy dance ever when Kevin decided that a hair straightener was the way to go.
37. You pray to God everyday that Nick keeps his curly locks.
38. In the case of Zac Efron vs. Joe Jonas with the "Jo-hawk"…You know Joe always wins without any questions asked.
39. You hated boys in skinny jeans; that is until you saw the Jonas Brothers in them!
40. You laugh at boys on the street who even think that they can pull off ruffles and scarves like Kevin, Joe, and Nick can.
41. You laugh when people ask you what you do with your free time because you know that you just can't say that you worship 3 boys! You are then stumped, so you say that you enjoy hanging with your friends/going shopping.
42. You were having panic attacks while standing outside the gates of the White House to watch the boys during the Easter Egg Roll and you had to get escorted off the grounds by the FBI because they thought that you were a danger to not only the Jonas Brothers, but to the entire country.
43. When your softball coach asks you what name you want on the back of your jersey, you tell him MANDY (even if your name is not Mandy).
44. Better yet…You ask your coach to put UNDERDOG on the back.
45. You know that the boys' bedrooms not only serve as places to sleep, but they also serve as wrestling rings and mosh pits for just Joe.
46. Every single time you look up in the sky, the song 'Time For Me To Fly' gets stuck in your head. You might even flap your wings once or twice when this occurs.
47. You know that it takes any guy exactly 6 minutes to make his move.
48. You know that Joe Jonas is considered a percussionist too, just from playing the tambourine.
49. You see a textbook and you know exactly what that means… "School baby…Woohoo!"
50. You heard the boys perform the song "I Wanna Hippopotamus For Christmas" and you literally bought them a real-live hippo.
51. You get to their concerts over 10 hours early and Kevin feels so grateful, that he brings out coffee and doughnuts to you on the street.
52. You take pictures of the boys with their girlfriends or exs and photoshop yourself in as that lucky girl.
53. You know their hotel reservations and insist on staying in the room next door while they are in your town.
54. You notice that when Kevin or Joe gives a speech at a concert, Nick is over in his corner twiddling his thumbs, dancing with himself, or doing something totally random.
55. You know that no matter how loud Kevin's side of the audience is over Joe's side, they always call it a tie. That's brotherly love right there.
56. You may think that their idea for their Disney Channel show J.O.N.A.S. sounds completely lame, but you really could not care because you get to see a new episode with your favorite boys every single week when the show starts up!
57. You have the boys' first album 'It's About Time.' Let's face it…it is impossible to find that album in stores now!
58. You have shot a video at one of their concerts, just so you can have the audio of a new song not yet released.
59. You even have songs from the new album that are not yet even leaked and you refuse to share!!
60. You know that the boy's real birth order should have been Nick first, Kevin second, and Joe third.
61. You know the boys well enough to know that Nick is not 14 in your eyes and that he is the most mature by far.
62. You notice that Nick is developing the AC Slater physique.
63. Kevin's awkward dancing always makes you crack up because you know that he will never improve his moves.
64. You don't even know the color of your walls in your bedroom anymore because all you see is three very fine gentlemen on them.
65. You find yourself buying clothes and then coming home and realizing that the reason you bought those clothes was because the boys own something that reminded you of those clothes.
66. You put on your prom dress and brought a date to one of their concerts this year if the concert near you was prom-themed. You even made your date wear a tuxedo, even if it was just a tuxedo t-shirt.
67. You understand why they have a song titled ‘S.O.S.' You know that it means something other than being stranded on a deserted island.
68. You’ve ever gotten into a fistfight with a Rihanna fan over which ‘S.O.S.' is better.
69. The first time you heard ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls,' you questioned what movie it actually came from.
70. You know about how the boys secretly want to be a certain British band.
71. You know that without Nick’s ambitions, the boys would just be stuck in Jersey and possibly join a mob rather than a band.
72. You know exactly how many years, days, months, minutes, and seconds you are apart age-wise with Kevin, Joe, and Nick.
Only years for Joe and Kevin, but I'm exactly 2 months and 29 days older than nickJ
73. You get a group of people pumped before an event with nothing other than a CAMPFIRE!
74. You know about their triangle writing process and have even attempted it if you have your own band that’s a trio.
75. You create a band called the ‘Jonas Sisters.' No way can you compete with our boys though. ;]
76. You know that Joe would make the perfect President some day, with his free socks, cotton candy trees, and trampoline grounds and all.
77. You know that the boys have a competition on who gets the most MySpace comments on a picture of themselves on their page and because of this, you comment 49873824 times on your favorite boy’s picture.
78. You do this because you want Joe to be less jealous of Nick.
79. You are just like Nick because you get cravings for McDonald’s after every time you play golf.
80. You know that by adding the word ‘extreme’ to the front of any sport’s name, it just makes it sound that much more intense.
X-TREME!!!
81. You know that extreme copy making is the latest sport to emerge.
82. Your license plate just says BALLIN on it.
83. When someone you know is first introduced to the Jonas Brothers, you are willing to do everything in your power to separate the boys from being compared to Hanson.
84. You pray that they don’t end up all married with kids in their early 20s like the boys of Hanson did.
85. You find yourself replacing words that start with J with ‘Jonas’ [i.e. Pass the jonas as opposed to jam]
86. You’ve even come up with your own holiday because of the fact that you replace these J words…4th of Jonas!
87. You use the word Jonas as a form of expression [i.e. Holy Jonas!]
I actually use oh my Jonas!
88. You learn sign language because you know that someday, Mrs. Jonas will ask you to be a part of her team.
89. You are constantly reminded that your great great great granddaughter is doing fine.
90. You’ve watched their multi-colored video greeting on YouTube so much that you actually threw up because Joe said so.
91. You had at least 5 windows open on your computer to vote to assure that the boys won the AOL Music Breakers.
92. You have personally been blocked from the boys’ MySpace.
93. You know all about Team Hilario.
94. You now believe that you can fly because of Team Hilario.
95. You smell what The Rock [Nick J] is cookin.'
96. You make your bed right before you go to bed just like Kevin does.
97. You’ve crossed many state lines to see them perform.
98. You know that no boy [or dog] can pull off bandanas like Kevin can.
99. You just feel so horrible after you turn off their music after listening to them, that you feel that you must apologize to them for turning it off.
