" say you're ridding your bicycle down the street, and ummm..a tire pops, hold on....to your bike. this is hold on. im gonna try to figure out what this songs really about." ~joe
*about being sick* "you should be like 'yo mom, i want all the medicine in the drawrs and cabinents so i can get better.' i dunno if that will make you better actually, make sure you take like the, you kno the directions on it. read the directions." ~joe
*also about being sick* "i dont like to eat anything when im sick. i like to do massive amounts of push-ups" ~joe
*about their fans* " we have a large suit case to put all our fans in." ~joe
*in a "texan" accent* "im gonna kill you with my gun, then im gonna put you in the trunk of my car, and ill take you out to the dessert, then ill bring you back home, and make sure you're ok by feeding you some of my famous dumplins......." ~joe
"we are IN the television!" ~joe
"sometimes the only way to win, is to die tryin" ~joe
"hi, im kevin jonas, and i would like to sell you a car!" ~joe
"i had barney fuzzy slippers!" ~joe
"i had this glow in the dark barney shirt, and i used to go in my closet and stare at it for multiple hours" ~joe
"of course the muffin man has a girl. hahahahaha...." "oh well then of course. a little muffin grill. muffin grill..." ~joe
"id marry all three of ya" ~joe
"nick, beat" ~joe
"can i come out now??" ~joe
" im gonna go run out in the traffic.*runs into street* there are no cars in oklahoma!" ~joe
"theres my girlfriend over there..oh hey baby whats up..oh. oh. youre movin too fast for me there...." ~joe
"whoooooooo..im a ghost" ~joe
"i am DJ DANGER!" ~joe
"im not angry. ive never been angry in my entire life. TURN IT OFF! I SAID TURN IT OFF!!" ~joe
"no i dont have a third arm. silly fans. hahahahaha...the doorbell! who is it?? NICK!" ~joe
"lets go see what kevins up to. lets go see what nick..kev..kevins up to.lets go see what kevins up to... oh hey kevin, what are ya doin in there??" ~joe
"AKWARD!" ~joe
"ive been trying to put this fifty dollar bill into the machine for the past hour.."~joe
"in and out!" ~joe
"we love you guys, and we couldnt do it without you..well we could, but it would be really lame." ~joe
"GOTCHA!" ~joe
*nick, what does your dogtag say?* "it says soulja boy" ~joe
*joe reads questions, and answers them* "joe why are you so cute? you know what, i ask myself that alot." ~joe
"i personally like to get strawberries and cream frappaccinos" ~joe
"i like friendly girls, nice girls" ~joe
" i like a girl who likes to laugh" ~joe
"i like the kind of girls joe likes" ~nick
"hello? hey mom. dad is behind me...we're in the middle of a chat in front of thousands of fans..my mom says hi everybody. what're you doin mommy?" ~joe
*reads comment* "joe, you are so amazingly gorgeous! GORGEOUS!" ~joe
*about the girl they did the private birthday thing for* "her dad is really rich" ~joe
"wouldn't it be weird if we like walked into the store, and was like 'hey dude, can i get like MY cd?' " ~joe
"this song is called goodnight and goodbye and umm..its for all those metal heads out there." ~joe
"well, kevin's internal clock says we have to go, so that means we have to get dressed and get ready for the concert tonight" ~joe
*about SOS* "thank you guys so much for voting for this song, you guys are amazing." ~joe
"it must be good to see me.." ~joe
"stealin stuff.......can i have this pillow??" ~joe
"i know im supposed to be romantic right now, but i just hit my funny bone on the guitar." ~nick
"live life like your at the bottom even if your at the top" ~ JB
JB #1 SAYING: Live like you're at the bottom even if you're at the top
Joe: "Joe, why are you so cute?" I don't know. I ask myself that everyday.
Kevin: I've always wanted to pick someone up at the airport and have a movie-esque kiss!
Nick: Even if the world is pulling you down, with Christ you have everything.
Joe: Have you ever googled google, then googled again?
Kevin: I have a very eclectic style from pop to emo to hardcore to your mom.
Joe: It was a BLAST. B-L-A-S-T. Double exclamation point. Period. Dot dot dot.
Nick: My pick up line is, "Slow down, sugar, because I'm a diabetic"!
Joe: (the thing he misses most about New Jersey) One thing they don't have out here in California is Rita's Italian Ices. (YAY NEW JERSEY AND RITA'S ITALIAN ICE!)
Kevin: I'm DJ Mufasa, I'm the king of the land. I'm gonna slap you in the face with the back of my hand!
Nick: Yo, that's illogical! I can't have it!
Joe: Every girl has something special about her.
Frankie: Hi, I'm Frankie Jonas. You know my brothers, Kevin, Nick and Joe, but I'm the coolest Jonas. Bye
Joe: AWKWARDDDDD!
about what people their music is for)
Joe: We’re aiming for people our age.
Nick: But we also wanna get kids younger than us.
Kevin: And older people, too
Joe: Every fan is special to us. I might not remember names, but I remember their faces and how awesome they are.
Nick: We're just 3 guys from New Jersey, living the dream
Joe: One of my favorite pick-up lines is, "You're like my library card 'cause I'm checkin' you out!"
Nick: When we play a show, you never have to worry that I can only see one person in the audience. I see everyone
Joe..
'I like shopping at Limited Too & Payless Shoe Source. But I'm more of a Limited Too Guy'
'Dude, I came to the year 3000'
'I'm not angry. I've never been angry in my life. The only thing that makes me angry is people video recording me.. TURN IT OFF'
'They're all like.. OMG, nick you're SOO hot!'
'Woooh, I'm a ghost!'
'Like a box. Not a big box, a little box'
'I'm going to run in traffic. There's no cars in Oklahoma'
'Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car'
'My favorite ringtone is Vibrate'
'My toe is really funny looking'
