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Everytime you here Oklahoma you laugh and when people ask you why you
are laughing you say "Joe Jonas" and just leave it at that
When you watch the Lion King, you think of Kevin and his Mufasa rap.
You really miss the Joe-Hawk!
You can’t look at a muffin without saying “Stud” before it.
You get annoyed when people say they only like Joe and Nick but not Kevin.
You know all there songs by heart and hum them in class.
You get hott whenever you watch the video them doing their Goodnight and
Goodbye dance. =)
You know all there youtube videos by heart, and whenever a friend there
videos they get annoyed because you say the words and can’t stop laughing,
even it is not funny.
You quote them 24/7.
The Nick J Is Off The Chain gets stuck in your head all the time.
You can’t stand fans who like them just for their looks.
When you go to school, one of their songs get stuck in your head in the
morning, and another song gets stuck in your head the 2nd half of the day.
People just stop talking when you talk about jb, because they know you
won’t stop talking about them.
When you’re in a conversation, every word that comes out of the other
person’s mouth you can somehow relate to jb.
In the middle of class you start laughing of something one of jb said in
a video…a week ago.
You say yo, that’s illogical I can’t have it or something else JB said.
When you are sick you ask your mom to get a BK cheese burger or
mint oreos.
When you see someone in a tie you repeat “HI I am Kevin Jonas
and I would like to sell you a car”, in your head.
You help but laugh at most of this.
When you see a cute guy wearing red sunglasses you think of
Nick Jonas.
When you see a cute guy wearing white sunglasses you think of Joe Jonas.
When you are talking to someone on the phone an they say hold on you
start to sing “Hold On”.
You talk about JB 24/7.
When you see a little kid playing with a toy that said the alphabet toy,
you say “Oh, you don’t know what the little is this is the letter O”.
These credits goes to JonasLoverDancer.
Hey! Here in Las Vegas, it is just Burnin' Up! You are just so talented,
you've Got Me Going Crazy! When I saw saw you, I felt like I just got
bitten by a Lovebug but I knew that I Can't Have You. I knew that
you would be better as a One Man Show. If I must have you, I promise
that I would BB Good and and I won't turn into a pshyco Video Girl.
I also promise that I won't take you heart and put it on a Shelf. Only
a horrible girl would do that. So please stop Pushing Me Away and
let's go see a movie Tonight. Oh no. I'm Sorry. I wish I could write
A Little Bit Longer but I must leave. Mother is calling. But I would
speak to you again so I guess this is a... Hello Goodbye!
credits: clarissa
True Jonas Bros Fans!!
We live in a world
Where people pretend
That they are true fans
Well, this needs to be put to an end.
They fake like they know them
When in reality, they know squat
They act like they love them
Well, this acting has to stop!
They only notice their looks
Instead of what is deep inside
They never notice their music
And us real fans know it, those fake ones can't hide.
They don't know any songs
And they can't sing along, well that's not right
Whether it is Mandy, S.O.S, or Seven O Five.
They rate them for the wrong reasons
On scales of one to ten
Always picking Nick and Joe
But never Kevin.
He know he's treated differently
That much is true
Well, fake fans don't care
I sure care, do you?
They buy up all the tickets
Just so they can see their asses
Well, our boys can see through them
Those fake fans need some glasses!
They get to meet them before us,
The true fans in the stands
They just want to date them
Just like all the other bands.
Sure they might be pretty
And sure they might be smart
But their insecurity won't ever get
Their faces implanted on their hearts.
They will always go for us,
The real and the true
I am not a fake fan, but the question is...
Are you?
If you love and support these boys
You'll put this on your site
And always listen to their songs
And love them for reasons that are right.
Look past the faces
And dig deeper within
And discover the true beauty that lies
In Joe, Nick and Kevin
*Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you
what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you
would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off
The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate
it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush
On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy
just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then
I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep
down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I
may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been
sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate
Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about
the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before
"Oh Nick, Please Be Mine", so just Take A Breath, but we can always
take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight
and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!!!!!
credit to JoBrox3OJD !!** |
You know when you are obsessed about the Jonas Brothers when:
1. When people ask what's wrong with you you say "OJD."
2. You absolutely freak out when you hear a Jonas Brothers song on the radio
3. You call into your favorite radio station, and request a Jonas Brothers song... and stay up until 4 in the morning for them to play it. (True story)
4. You cry whenever you hear "A Little Bit Longer" (also true).
5. You get really furious when people bash the Jonas Brothers... and then your friend has to stop you from getting out of your chair so you don't hurt whoever said that.
6.You now own a black umbrella (Album cover of A Little Bit Longer)
7.You have "Jonai-ed" you room (true story).
8.You hate Russell Brand.
9.You freak out when you see someone who looks like one of the Jonas Brothers, including Bonus Jonas Frankie. (again, true)
10. You dream about the Jonas Brothers more than 7 times a week. (lol. also true)
11. You no longer say, OMG or OMC or OME... you say OMJ
12. You constantly have a Jonas Brothers song stuck in your head....and who's complaining?
13. You don't like any of the guys at your school because they aren't as hot as the Jonas Brothers.
14. You don't say "Holy crow (or any animal)" "Holy crap"... You now say something to do with the Jonas Brothers.... I say "Holy Mufasa".
15. You have changed all your passwords to one of the Jonas Brothers' names or songs...heck, anything that has to do with them!
16. Every other thought in your head is about the Jonas Brothers. Or maybe even every thought....
17. Instead of doing your homework, you are at jonasbrothersfan.com.
18. You get really cranky when you aren't allowed on the computer because you're on it too much looking at Jonas Brother fansites.
REAL JONAS BROTHERS FANS::
1. If you are a real Jonas Brothers fan, you know what songs that you can hear Kevin in.
2. YOU LIKE KEVIN TOO!!!
3. When someone asks you, "What's your favorite Jonas Brother?" You can't decide.
4. You don't say "Goodbye" anymore, it's always "Goodnight and Goodbye" (even if it's morning) or "Peace, Love, Jonas".
5. You have wanted to slap people for saying Kevin is ugly.
