My primary motivation behind buying a car, despite the scarcity of my funds, was that I refused to be driven around town in a car with red and blue lights on top. Nothing slows down traffic like a cop.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.5
Good luck tended to avoid me.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.11
My mother is part albino.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.16
I stared because their faces, so different, so similar, were all devastatingly, inhumanly beautiful.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.19
I felt a surge of pity, and relief. Pity because, as beautiful as they were, they were outsiders, clearly not accepted. Relief that I wasn’t the only newcomer here, and certainly not the most interesting by any standard.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.22
That’s Edward. He’s gorgeous, of course, but don’t waste your time. He doesn’t date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him.
Jessica Stanley, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.22
So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I’ve never seen him act like that.
Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.25
If I were lucky enough to sit by you, I would have talked to you.
Mike Newton, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.26
Forks was literally my personal hell on Earth.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.25
For an instant, I felt a thrill of genuine fear, raising the hair on my arms. The look only lasted a second, but it chilled me more than the freezing wind.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.27
MORE QUOTES COMING SOON !!!
1. every time you hear the word "OKLAHOMA" you laugh, and when people ask you why you are laughing you say " JOE JONAS " and you just leave it at that.
2. when you watch the lion king, you think of kevin and his " mufasa " rap.
3. you truly miss the joe-hawk.
4. you cant look at muffin without saying stud before it.
5. you know all their songs by heart, and find yourself humming to them in class.
6. you get hot when you watch them do their goodnight and goodbye dance.
7. you know all their youtube videos by heart, and whenever you show a friend their videos they get annoyed , because you say the words with them and cant stop laughing , even if its not funny.
8. you quote them 24/7.
9. the " nick j is off da chain " rap gets stuck in your head constantly.
10. you cant stand " fans " who like them for their looks.
11. when you go to school , one of their songs get stuck in your head , and another song gets stuck in your head the second half of the day
12. people just stop talking to you once you bring up the JB , because they know you wont stop talking about them.
13. when you're in a conversation, every word that comes out of the other persons mouth you can somehow relate to the JB.
14. in the middle of class you start laughing at something one of the JB said in a video. that you watched a week ago.
15. you say. " yo thats illogical , i cant have it " or another one of the JB quotes on a daily basis.
16. when you see someone wearing a tie, you repeat " HI MY NAME IS KEVIN JONAS, AND I WOULD LIKE TO SELL YOU A CAR " in your head you couldnt help but laugh at most of this.
17. when you see a cute boy wearing red sunglasses you think of Nick Jonas.
18. when someone is talking to you on the phone and they say hold on you automaticly sing hold on.
19. you ALWAYS make a wish at 7:05
20. YOU TALK AND THINK ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS 24/7 ! ! !
