Hope you guys understand these and think they're funny. It took me a while to remember these.
Tie your Shoe/Die ass you..........trying to say tie your shoe nut die ass you came out
Did you pongo ..............................my friend Tim said it meant did you fart!!
Got ADD............................it speaks for itself
Limeish cool..................................don't know what we were thinking
Happy Dance................................i have a happy dance if u didn't know
Thart...............................................Tried to type in that but typed thart
Cray-you-on..................................got bored and say a box of crayons
Is that slushy making you horny........i don't know
Ind"asian"........................................well im indian and my friens are coc"asian" and "asian"
Boner..............................................i still don't get it my friend said it
Pluck you......................................better way of saying that other word you know what it is
Fire the Sattle lasers.................we were making a story in class and i thought of power rangers
cheetah histers...........................we sang the song and i said histers
Who? What? Where? Why do you care?.....i made this up it just came out
doughnut.........................................they are really good
outside jokes...................................everyone has these
lepre-sean........................this guy sean ya we called him lepresean cause he had red hair and was short
drumsticks.................................guys what does it look like
I like them................................i do gosh
flintstones...........................that show rocks you like the Jonas Brothers ( had to add them in somewhere)
Quack..............................Crack
Can i poke your parrot...............................we were talking about parrots
MWA HA HA HA HA .................................... everyone probably knows i am famous for this line
Uberlisious...............................................my friend said it
Fishies........what does it look like when you draw it!!
Did you have coke this morning................i didn't 
That's too Laguna....................my friend was making a poster and we're from laguna and she wrote laguna citizen and she said it was too laguna
Are you happy?.................idk
Thomas is that chair making you horny................my buddies name is Thomas and he was staring at the chair
Do you like corn chips or corn nuts..................i like nuts corn nuts that is
male fairy...................My friend Thomas wore a fairy costume for halloween (don't worry he's not curly)
fuzzy wuzzy bear got no hair....................try to say it three times fast.
That's so fagging..................idk it'd funny though!!
That's it I might get more laterz but i can't think of any right now!!!!!!
