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  Alley

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Age 16
Gender Female
About Me I am a Christian Homechooler. I looove having friends...guyz and gurlz alike. I have LOLitus, OJD,and OHD....hehehe
Hobbies working out, sk8-bording, making ppl laugh,watching movies, music, reading, art, trivia PLAYING PRANKS lol
Personal Interests EVERYTHING JONAS!!! and skateboarding lol
Country USA
Region TX
City a VERY small one!
 

Saturday, December 08, 2007

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 OJD!!!

 

 

-- When the street is empty, your first thought is "im gonna run out in traffic!"

--when you see your friends you say "hey there hows it goin?"

--you celebrate Ziggy-Ziggy-Zahn...

--when you see the Lion King, you think of Kevins rap

--you get mad when ppl say they think any of them are ugly or dorky

--you know all their songs by heart

--you know all the youtube videos by heart

--you always have one of their songs stuck in your head

--when you see someone wearing a tie, you say HI MY NAME IS KEVIN JONAS AND I WOULD LIKE TO SELL YOU A CAR!! lol

--when you see a little kid playing with a phonics bus, you say "you dont know what the letter is it is the letter ooo"

--your friends and family know better than to talk about them to you because once you start, you dont stop!

--when you see a cute guy wearing white suglasses, you think of Joe

-- when you see a bandana at the mall, you want to buy it for Kevin cuz you just KNOW it would look awesome on him

--you can always find something Jonas related in whatever anyone says

--when you hear someone say Goodnight, you start singing Goodnight and Goodbye

--when someone is leaving, you say "Goodnight and Goodbye"

--when you hear someone say hold on, Hold On plays in your head

--you get mad whenever your parents say " you already have enough Jonas stuff...."

-- you get enraged when you hear ppl say that they are just another boy band that wont be famous tomorrow

--when you think of the future, you think of living underwater and listening to their seventh album

--when ppl ask you who your fave ppl are, you say "Ke-Ni-Joe!"

--your fave word is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

--you say PONED! instead of dissed

--you always come up with new words that have either Joe, Kevin, Nick, Frankie, or Jonas in them

-- you know allll the songs from the album not yet released

--when you sing Take On Me, you sing the JB version ;-)

 Joe quotes

Jonas Quotes

 

cornpops boys! - Joe

one week! woooo! - Joe

Yo im mufasa im king of the land ill come smack you with the back of my hand - Kevin

open the fridge, heat a chicken... - Joe

Im sporting a neck pillow! - Joe

watch me do a flip! - Joe

yo thats illogical, i cant have it - Nick

slow down sugar; im diabetic - Nick

soulja boy be fly.. - Joe

guys cant read minds - Nick

its all about surprise..i like to have fun - Joe

girls who have a strong beleif system are beautiful in a great way - Kevin

nick always gets upset if i wear his socks. its really funny - Joe

i think its kinda switched around...Nick should be the oldest, Kevin should be the middle and i should be the youngest...honestly - Joe

socks make the man - Kevin

Ive been told im a feirce lion - Joe

i think my favorite word would have to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - Joe

dude im always like im feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious today - Joe

your winning but not for long my friend - Joe

i think australia is in asia...-Joe

go to google news and go to like, world news and search australia. its under the asia category - Joe

i would say kevin overreacts alot -Joe

im all about the strawberry - Joe

im really good at ping pong - Kevin

im pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things - Joe

music is pretty much all im interested in doing. well, on second thought maybe id be a racecar driver - Kevin

oh how the tables have turned - Joe

i think everyone has times when they need to go a little crazy - Nick

no i dont have a third arm silly fans ha ha ha! - Joe

we just cant stop smiling, were in a pool of sweat but we cant stop smiling - Joe

ill eat fish eyes - Kevin

the doorbell! - Joe

people have pet whales- Joe

you know...stuff - Kevin

my name is joe his name is kevin his name is nick and we are the jonas brothers - Joe

board games make me bored - Nick

we wanna wish u guys a merry christmas, happy hannukah, quanzah, qua-ziggy ziggy zahn - Joe

im so excited! kevin grab him - Joe

im gonna run in traffic! *runs into street* theres no cars in oklahoma! -Joe

one week our albums coming out. that means you can buy it kevin. -Joe

this is where we keep our bags and uh..and joseph - Kevin

can i come out? -Joe

dude i came to the year 300! - Joe

you dont know what the letter is it is the letter O -Joe

hi im kevin jonas and i would like to sell you a car! - Joe

hey there hows it goin - Joe

theyre like omigod nick your so hot - Nick

o yeah! you know what that means! school work baby! WOO! -Joe

my mom was like yo thats crazy and i was like yea im a baby - Joe

yo get out this is my song - Joe

if your riding your bike and you get a flat tire hold on....to your bike -Joe

ive been trying to put this $50 bill into the soda machine for an hour now - Joe

weeeeeee im a ghost - Joe

you know how some people can throw their voices well we can throw our bodies - nick

im sweet hes sweet were all sweet - Joe

our album comes out august 7 pick it up buy it, use it, break it...dont break it! dont break it im just kidding - Joe

lets go see what nick-kev..kevins up to. kevin! oh hey kevin what are you doing in there? -Joe

in real time! like real time, like, time! -Kevin

all right guys...in and out -Joe

hip hip hurray- Kevin

hey im nick jonas and today were talking about anger on the nick jonas show with teddy and mickey! and today our special guest is a very wonderful fellow named joe jonas! come on over joe! -Nick

im not angry. ive never been angry in my entire life. the only thing im angry at is...people video taping me make me mad. and you dont wnt to see me mad - Joe

well, to tell you the truth, he was alive, but you were definitly dead.-Joe

i dont need no license ill ride a motorcylce any day of my life. -Joe

i cant hear you my ears are full of melted brain -Kevin

kevin has a starbucks radar in his head. well be on the road and hell be like starbucks two miles. and evry time hes right! -Joe

thats the song...-Joe

thank you for watching disney dot F U -Kevin

i feel so used...-Joe

you? i shared my nachos with that guy! -Nick

thats our song! isnt it? -Joe

but guys thats three against one...i like it! -Kevin

your like a legend dude! sir! sir dude! -Nick

eat marchmallows fro bro! -Joe

that dude smelled really good. -Nick

you know...places -Kevin

did you know it starts....monday night. all the way to teusday? -Kevin

wassup my mane is dj dangaa-Joe

o crap! - Joe

im here to take over what you call the world - Joe

my toe is really funny looking -Joe

B-L-A-S-T doubl exclamation point dot dot dot... -Joe

sometimes the only way to win is to die tryin -Joe

fine! take your banana! -Joe

group hug! ahh much better -Kevin

dudes! its hannah montana! -Nick

we so own you! - Joe

thats sick! -Kevin

chew on this sucker! -Nick

put this in your cocoa! -Kevin

i kinda liked it....-Nick

and we always keep our promises -Joe

this is our tour bus studio now get out -Joe

wheres your guards? are they gonna like jump on me? -Joe

this is kinda unusual but...you want me to sign your shirt? -Kevin

im enrique iglasius who likes to shop at limited too -Joe


 

 

 

 

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16-Jun - 

sorry i only do little parts at a time!! im kinda in trubl so i only hav a few min at a time on the comp LOL

PART THREE

 

the man walked towards a dark alley across the street. Joe silently followed. " both o' ya's empty your pockets." Joe dug into his pockets and tossed his cell phone, wallet, and some crumple notes on the ground. the man turned to Sam. " you too." she put her cell and some lipgloss into a pile along with joes things. keeping the knife trained on sam, the man nelt (?) and picked up the pile and put it all in his pocket. as he stood up, he turned to joe "ok kid scram. go home to your mommy." he taunted. joe glared at him. he reached for sams hand and started to walk towards the street. "hey! i didnt say the broad could go!" joe looked the man in the eye. " if i go then she comes with me." "oh you think your the big strong boyfriend gonna save the day. well think again kid.this is the real world!" the man grabbed sam by the hair and yanked her to the ground. joe clenched his fists " stop! dont treat her like that!" he yelled. "and whos gonna stop me? you?" the man pulled sam up roughly and pressed the knife to her throat again. joe stepped forward. " im not leaving without her." the man pulled sam close to him and pressed the knife to her skin. a drop of blood appeared and slowly ran down her neck. sam winced. "please.."  joes voice sounded choked up. "please dont hurt her." "like i said kid, go home. im done with you. now get home before i have to hurt you."  "im not leaving without her." said joe. "then i guess i gotta teach you to listen to your elders." the man shoved sam aside. joe quickly swung and hit the man on the chin. the unexpected blow made the man stumble back. "run sam! go!" joe yelled as the man tackled him.
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12-Jun - 

OMJ LOL i found this on youtube just now...

Travis from NLT singing jonas brothers!! lol
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11-Jun - 

ive been working on this fanfic for about a week. its not finished but i have the first two parts done. heres the first part...

PART ONE

 

As she brushed her hair, Sam thought about how special this night was. she and joe had been unofficially dating for a few months but had nevr gone on a real date because of the busy tour schedule. tonight was their first official date. no brothers, no parents. just them. the doorbell rang. she hurried to the door.Joe was standing there holding a rose. dressed perfectly - as usual. he was  vans, jeans, and a red shirt that contrasted her bright yelow top. "you look beautiful sam."sam blushed " thank you. you look good too." he grinned, then as if remembering he was holding the rose, handed it shyly to her. " i saw it and thought of you." " awe joe its wonderful" she gently put in in a vase on the hall table with other flowers. " that will have to do till i get back." sams mother walked in the room and seeing joe, smiled "oh hi! guess your here to pick up sammie. the curfews 10:30 got it?"she looked at them sternly. "yes ma'am" they said in unision. "alright then" she smiled "go have fun." Sam and Joe ran out the door and got a taxi. " i got us tickets to see Beauty and the Beast at the theator." "awesome! ive been wanting to see that." they held hands the during the entire show. after it was over, they walked to a nearby park. it was dark and the stars shone brightly. they found a grassy hill and layed down. as they looked up at the stars, joe took sams hand and kissed her cheek. "i had fun tonight joe" "i did too.om glad i got to spend time with you." she snuggled closer and they fell asleep.

 

 
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11-Jun - 

second part

 

Sam sat up and looked at her watch. it was 11:30. way past curfew. "Joe...Joe wake up" she gently shook him. "wha...what?" its past curfew i have to get home." Joe streched and yawned "wow its late." he got up and looked around. " lets see if we can get a cab." they walked to a nearby street corner but there were no cars in sight. "hmmm....well i guess we walk till we find one." they walked down the street. there were small groups of people huddles under the streetlights every so often. they all seemed to watch as joe and sam walked by.  "joe im getting scared. why arent there any cabs?" sam asked nervousely. Joe put his arm around her " its all right. theres got to be one around here somewhere." as they turned another street corner, a man stepped out of the shadows and trailed them silently.

"hey joe?"   "yea sam" She leaned against joe and put her arm around his waist " I had a good time tonight." joe put his arm around her shoulder. " Im glad. i did too." behind them the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a switchblade knife. hearing a sharp click, they stopped and looked behind them. sam gasped. joe pushed her behind him protectively. "what do you want?" asked joe guardedly. the man sneered at them. "hows about that broad." he pointed the knife in sams direction. sams eyes got bigger and she reched for joes hand. he sqeezed it reassuringly. "shes not a 'broad'." the man took a step closer. joe eyed the knife. "i aint afraid to use this kid." the man pointed the knife at joe.  joe took a step back. with lightning speed, the man reached around joe and grabbed sam by the arm. he twisted her around and held her close with the knife pressed to her throat. "follow me or she gets a nasty mark." sam winced as the knife pressed against her throat.
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21-Apr - 

 

Hello Beautiful, Im Burning Up inside cuz i have this Crazy Kinda Crush On You. When You Look Me In The Eyes my heart sends out an SOS. You know that I Am What I Am and will never play Games. We are Inseperable till the Year 3000...better make that Eternity.

 

 
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11-Apr - 

LMAO this is soooo funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH those boys sure do know how to make an awesome youtube video haha

 
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02-Apr - 

 

wat do u think? please comment! im thinking about making another one too.

 

When You Look Me In The Eyes and say Hello Beautiful, i have to Hold On and Take A Breathe. Every night i pray Dear God he's What I Go To School For. You Just Dont Know It but i have this Crazy Kind Of Crush on You, Right now we are Just Friends and i would like to ask you to Please Be Mine, but i take it One Day At A Time.  I know you wouldnt Take My Heart and Put it on a Shelf.Im Burning Up inside for you. When you kiss me Goodnight and Goodbye, i feel like its Time For Me To Fly. When you hold me i get 6 Minutes of heaven. I want to go to the Year 3000 so we can be the Kids Of The Future together. When people think we're strange, we say Thats Just The Way We Roll cuz we're Inseparable. When its 705 in Australia, i think how im Still In Love With You
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31-Mar - 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! another Kevin moment.....
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26-Mar - 

 

          What Love Means          

He's always there to make me laugh and smile

He's the one that always has my back

He's the one that always looks at the glass half full

When i get mad, When i get sad

He's always there to take my hand

And when-ever i think of him,

i think of what love means
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26-Mar - 

 okay this is FAKE but i cant stoplaughing every time i watch it (which is every 38 sec) LOLOL

 o and it DOES have bad words in it just to let u know

 
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11-Mar - 

this is so cute! lol Joes hair is AWESOME and he has such an angelic face ;-)

 

 
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