David Archuleta<3333
I cant help falling in love with you. forever and ever.
You know you're obsessed with David if....
-you check this website over 10 times a day.(www.davidarchuleta.com)
-everyone (EVERYONE!) knows about your obsession. I'm talkin your teachers, co-workers, extended family, classmates, church leaders, neighbors, mailman, that guy you said hi to once at the grocery store.. etc...
-you have actually wondered to yourself if it's possible for your head to explode from listening to one song too much.
-you know that David's not just another crush. and your a little too not over him (Holly)
-you want your hands to touch his hands and to not let go because he is an angel and you want to tell him "I want to be with you because you can make me fall in love" but there are too many barriers between you and him but you keep running because you are desperate and his eyes don't lie. Hey it works or me!
-you've tried to make a sentence containing all the song titles from David's album and failed miserably.
-you've seen every version of "David's cutest/funniest moments" on youtube....
-about a thousand times
-you searched every corner of the web trying to find out what David's favorite color is. You don't really know why that is such a vital piece of information...
-you buy every magazine with David's face in it (no matter how small it is) (Mariah)
-you've dedicated a your entire youtube channel to David (Mariah)
-you make sure all of David's cd's are on top of all the other cd's in the store (Mariah)
-you request A Little Too Not Over You at your local radio station so much that the DJ's know you by name. In fact, you talk to them more than your own mother. (Mariah)
-you stay up all night voting on the VH1 countdown. You are getting Carpel Tunnel Syndrome because of this. Then, every week when David is STILL not on the list, you yell "CONSPIRACY" at your computer and say you are boycotting. Yet you still keep voting... (Mariah)
-you have watched the Crush video and the A Little Too Not Over You video so many times that you could actually watch them in your head if you wanted to.
-you have more than 5000 activity points on David's Street Team
-whenever he's on TV, you scream "David!" and start jumping up and down and ignore your sister who looks at you like you are insane. For some reason, you subconsciously inch closer to the tv...(Prerana)
- Before you go to bed, you look at your David posters and say "Good-night David" and you say "Good morning David" when you wake up in the morning. Sometimes you have whole conversations with your inanimate David things. (Prerana)
-you have photoshopped a picture of you and himself to make it look like you have met him (Prerana)
-you have fantasies in your head of what it would be like to meet David...mostly that if you did meet him, no matter how fast it goes by, he will somehow instantly fall madly in love with you and propose to you on the spot. If you ever told any of your friends about them, they would probably think that you need help...badly. They're right. (Prerana)
-when you have to make up a problem for Physics, you always use the name David (Prerana)
-you can play one or more of his songs on an instrument (Prerana)
-whenever you have to turn off your iPod and the song abruptly stops, you keep playing in your head because you know what comes next. You also know the song that comes next and the one after that. It's like David's album is just one long song to you. (Prerana)
-you read David's Life story Magazine like it's the bible (Prerana)
-David is exactly your brand of heroine. (Prerana)
-you wanted David's phone number SO bad! But when you finally got it, you were too scared to call. Instead you just stare at it...as if the numbers that make up his phone number somehow possess magical powers.
-someone asks you who your favorite singer is and your friends answer for you by saying, "DAVID ARCHULETA DUH!" (megan)
-this is the first time you've had to admit to yourself that you are a borderline stalker.
-you're excited to read the new posts on the DA Rhyming story everyday.
-you have done something creative inspired by David (ie drawings, songs, poetry, stories, etc)
-it's automatically a good day when David has a new video blog.
-the song 'To Be With You' only reaffirms the fact that you will marry David someday. You pity all the other fan girls because of this ;)
-you smile when David smiles, laugh when David laughs, and cry when David cries.
-the only thing you need to do when you're sad is listen to David's album and you're 100% happy again.
-when you need your next David fix, you just search "David Archuleta" on youtube.
-you've started wearing scarves more often.
-you've started licking your lips.
-you've started saying 'gosh' and 'dang' more.
-when you're making a hard decision, you just think, "What would David do?" and you know exactly what you should do.
-you not only have his whole album and the bonus songs on your ipod, but all the songs he sang on American Idol, even Crazy and Heaven that weren't available on iTunes. You also have The Most Beautiful Part About..., Angels in the Alleyway, Let's Talk About Love, and unreleased songs like Zero Gravity and Save the Day. You pretty have EVERY song he's ever sung.
-you've named a pet after him.
-you get David withdrawals when you haven't listened to him in a while.
-this season of American Idol isn't the same, but you keep watching in case David performs...or in case the judges make a reference to him:)
-your flair board on facebook is FILLED with David.
-you think about David every time you eat grapes.
-you're boyfriend or husband has said "it's either me or David"...
-sometimes you miss them ;)
-David's face is all over your room.
-you got a goldfish and named it Shampoo so your fish and David's fish would be soul mates. That way you and your fish can double date with David and Conditioner.
-you've stopped drinking coffee because David doesn't.
-you only accept/request friends on YouTube that have their name/profile pic/profile something to do with David. (Audrianna)
-Every time you get on this website, you check to see if he's online. (Audrianna)
-EVERYTHING reminds you of him (like Spanish songs, lettuce, pork chops, orange, yellow, and green, etc.) (Audrianna)
-You start to say "Oh my heck" and "thats cool" and "that's awesome" about everything. (Audrianna)
-If you have to do a report or a poster about a state you pick Utah because he's from there and so you can have him pictured/mentioned at least once (You pick Florida if Utah is taken because he was born there). (Audrianna)
-you favorite/rate/comment ALL his videos on YouTube (Audrianna)
-your mom is "worried" about you because you "so" obsessed. (Audrianna)
-you've made a David Archuleta rap. HOLLA! (Future Ashley Archuleta)
-someone you know calls you 'Mrs. Archuleta" (mrs.davidwrightNYM)
-your computer is so filled with David Archuleta pictures that you are worried it could explode (♥Arch Angel♥)
-you named your fake kid in parenting class after David (♥Arch Angel♥... and a few others)
-when you're failing social studies, need to at least get a B for the semester or you cant go to davids concert and your teacher knows this, and your teacher says you only got up to a C+ ----you stand up on a desk and scream in front of the whole class "YOU SEE HOW YUMMY HE LOOKS IN LEATHER PANTS AND THEN TELL ME I CANT SEE HIM!!!!' then sit down and smile at your hard work paying off-----cuz he gave ya the B (: (courtesy of Juliaaa)
- If you can't get a good nights rest unless David is playing in your CD player (Leanne)
-When your sick the only remedy is surrounding yourself with David stuff. His presence is healing (Leanne)
-When you babysit your nephew whose hair looks just like DAVID'S and you constantly fix it so it looks just like his and you call your nephew LITTLE DAVID (even though his name is Andrew) (Jennifer)
-When you get to school in the morning. your best friend automatically asks "how's David this morning?" (katy+david)
-You have a ton of custom made fake tattoos on order that say archulicious (david's_gurl44)
-You wrote down a reason why you love david for everyday of the year (david's_gurl44)
-You own every piece of clothing that has him or his name on it (david's_gurl44)
-You have a David fan Build -a -bear. (david's_gurl44)
-You start to cry (real tears) after trying your hardest not to when your dad says you can't go to David's concert. Then scream so loud that everyone comes running when he surprises you with 4th row tickets the next day! (by a very lucky ilovedavidarchuleta!)
-your school folder is COVERED in David's name. (Holly)
-you use excessive amounts of chapstick. Even when you don't need it. (Holly)
-you think of David every time you hear the name David or James. You're disappointed when 'Archuleta' doesn't follow it. (Holly-you always bold his name or his name in pronoun form whenever you type something (ARCHULETAxhaha11)
-If you are extremely offended when someone insults David. You defend him like he's your little brother or even your child. You almost always add a "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!!" (Emily Ann)
- David's been in your dreams before and you've woken up really happy in the morning. You actually are excited to go to bed just to see him in your dreams. (Prerana) and (Juan)
-you're the person people think of when someone says David's name (besides David himself) (Prerana)
-you've made yourself look like an idiot because you know it will help him. You have no dignity left. (Prerana)
-You HAVE (!!) to check David's myspace, youtube, DA.com, fanblast, snarkys, FOD, the street team, angels for a cause, or other fan websites of you choice as soon as you wake up. You check these before you check your email, start working, or do other less-important-than-David things. (Anushka)
-you think of David whenever you call one of your children angel. (Anushka)
-everybody in your classes know your obsessed with David so they tease you about it. They're just jealous!! (Brooke)
-you haha type "haha" every few haha words haha! (Katherine8)
-anytime your friends think of David, they think of you (Kay W)
-you have David's Mobile Street Team number on your speed dial. His name just reads "David" so when your friends look at your contacts, it seems like he's your best friend. (Mimi)
-you get shaky and irritable if you are away from a computer for too long. You feel like you are missing everything David related!
-you watch American Idol this season and go, "Psh David could sing that WAY better!"
-If your nickname for David is... *deep breath*... David James Edward Anthony Masen Cullen MONTONGO Archuleta. (happy guys?) You are trying to figure out a way to fit that whole name on a tee shirt.
-If you're actually happy to be stamped because you get his face on your profile! You are proud of this stamp!
-you actually read all of these. (I think you get TWO points for this one....this is an insanely long list)
-You are laughing hysterically while reading this because you have most of/all the symptoms (Audrianna)
-at least 10 of these things apply to you and you realize you need to get a life...
-but you don't want to :)
NOTE: I GOT THIS FROM WWW.DAVIDARCHULETA.COM it was made by other people NOT me.
